Israeli’s Imprison Cat For Aiding Palestinian Prisoners
November 19, 2009 by politicaltheatrics
Filed under Western Imperialism
An Israeli prison,The Nakab, located between Egypt and Israel has booked one cat in solitary confinement as punishment for its services and assistance to prisoners who are serving sentences in solitary confinement.
According to the Israeli officers,the cat was aiding prisoners by moving light objects (i.e. letters,bread etc) between the cells of prisoners.
It turns out that the cat had been providing its services to prisoners for several months until it was exposed recently and so the prison administration decided to place the cat in solitary confinement – the same way they do to the prisoners.
There are dozens of cats living between the cells and rooms of the Palestinian prisoners in several Israeli prisons and private prisons, and apparently the cats are trying to help them.
Notes/Sources:
1. In Arabic: Al Nashra
Obviously, the cat is an anti-semite.
…and a holocaust denier… and he is friendly with David Irving…and he kills mice on the Shabbat
Cat will probably be executed. There's not much need for cat parts
Hes also a member of an Al Qaeda cell jointly sponsored by Irans Revolutionry Guards, Hezbollah, with funding from Hugo Chavez.
Even nature in it's simplest essence is with the Palestinians! I find that absolutely remarkable. God's laws on Earth always work towards helping the oppressed overcome their adversaries and difficulties.
If they want to place a cat out of all possibly things to jail, in solitary confinement, that cat itself will have something else come to it's aide to help itself and the incarcerated Palestinians.
Whatever Israel does, it loses. I find happiness in Israel's frustration
what is wrong with these people, the chosen ones, ya right, a wise choice was not made.
Funny story to print and give out to cat people. They will love it and may gain some political enlightenment at the same time.
Wonder if they will blow up the earth for allowing Palestinians ripe olives on their trees to sprout from it.
(That was intended to be funny, until I thought about Dimona. Oops.)
If the cat is executed, a mouse will take its place for aiding Palestinians. They know better that some people. Long live Palestine!
Just to let everyone know. This is not a spoof.
Neah,the cat is for sure Al-Ciada member!
The Jews God, Yahweh should be jailed too for apparently not doing anything to kill all the Gentiles of this world. He does have the power to do that right? All the rabbis said that Yahweh commanded that Gentiles should be killed right? Since Yahweh didnt killed Gentiles himself, well, he must be anti semite then. hmm…or is he just purely a useless god?
3,000 years of inbreeding, what do you expect!!
This is an utter CATastrophe and Israel should watch themselves. If they manage to piss off the
ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT http://www.animalliberationfront.com/
they’ll be in REAL trouble:
http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/h/...
FREE THE CAT NOW!!
I think the ADL are bringing a case against that cat and want to extradite him to the US for the terrorist offence of dumping on jewish family's lawn. He could face life with a minimum sentence of 4 years!!
I dont understand why they dont just make a feline for the border.
All this insanity would drive a monkey nuts.
Obviously the Israelis just dont know how to deal with pussy.
Angels come in many different guises.
Now stupid politicians are arresting cats?
Why are people still putting bums to power in Israel?
Why don´t they just go all the way and publicly behead those people
or gass them or whatever like was done in France during the
French Revolution?
If you were a stupid politician and you made a stupid decision ,
oooops and suddenly you would find yourself a head missing.
In my country we let pussy in , and pussy goes out and nobody
jails any pussy.
We don´t have handcuffs that are small enough to do it.
Paranoid much?
Cretins Incorporated!
Cretins Incorporated!
If this were not so pathetic, it would be hilarious. The only humour is our reactions to this utter foolishness. I suppose these Jews don't give a cat's ass that they are embarrassing themselves even further in the eyes of the world for such idiocy?
They know they embarrass themselves but the problem is that they don’t really care.
Great blog by the way Noor!
hahahahahahaaaaaa lollll this really is the nost ironic thing i've ever read!!! are they gonna interrogate it next…will they take away it's privileges, rape it's wife??
idiots
I would say I can't believe this story, but judging by the way society and the world we inhabit is nowadays; practically nothing shocks me anymore. One thing I will say; that cat is a little angel and God is on the side of the oppressed. And in my own opinion; the behaviour of the Israelis is no different to the behaviour of Hitler's Nazis. How ironic!
On a different note; I wonder what PETA and ALF think of this?